Some Excellent Advice

Everyone has heard (and understands) that old adage “Don’t eat yellow snow”! Here’s a few other equally important admonishments to ponder:

• Never wake a sleeping dog by poking it under the tail with your toe.
• If the deal seems too good to be true, it probably isn’t.
• While it is certainly a good idea to keep yourself healthy, always remember that being healthy is merely the slowest way to die.
• If you are feeling blue, start breathing again.
• Be careful when you consider taking up a “hobby”. The word “hobby” is very often just a word to disguise what is really an obsessive-compulsive-disorder.
• Be careful what you say to people. You never know which words you might have to eat.
• Consider the pain when you really want something; We usually contemplate the pain of not getting what we want. However, often we discover there is also pain when we do get what we want.
• Be cautious of a gift with strings attached, that is not a gift, but an arrangement.
• Yesterday is dead and gone; tomorrow hasn't yet arrived. Therefore, there is really only one day. Be happy in it.
• If you can't have what you want, then want what you have.
• Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
• Oh yeah… and don’t eat yellow snow!